Ted 2 Movies

REVIEW

Ted is a bear of little brain. Not surprisingly, given its liberal drug abuse and alcohol. And then, as a happily ever after finishing his first film, Ted 2 shows us that life is not only beer and appears for Red Sox alive toys games.

Ted and his wife Tami-Lynn, the experience, the problem of the relationship, and Ted believe that a child could be his son is the only balm for her double pear. "If we were to love a child," he said, "teach us to love again."

Of course, when Christopher Robin Ted can be around some of its Ted wise counsel they come to think differently. But no one would have Robin in the nest of a mouse is so, now would they? So when Ted and Tami Lynn start the process of getting a child through sperm donation, said Ted can not, his father, because it is not technically a person.

With this small rejection, the legal system as a whole acquires another Ted. Toys by Hasbro can marry? question. And maybe wait a few disputes related to the processor and custody escapes my Pony dolls, said system, said Ted property and eliminate outbreaks of all rights in the bear was granted. He is fired from his concert food. His marriage to Tami-Lynn is canceled. Their rewards cards are redeemed. It is not long before all Ted's life was taken away.

It is a bear of little hope.

But Ted and his best friend, John is not alone in having such disasters lie. (Also, this means more smoke keep weeds, in this case, is absolutely the most disaster to bed.) In this case, the non-full state sufficient for both Ted person enough time to see a lawyer bong cancel.

When the lawyer, Samantha L. Jackson, whips a bong, well, you know that the most appropriate women to handle your case.

POSITIVE

Ted is not legally a person, but that did not stop developing a strong friendship with its owner, John prevented. Both share a genuine affection, and John shows the willingness to risk his life for his fellow bears.

In fact, if John dies save almost Ted the bear deeply regrets his fallen friend. And show emotions on camera and broadcast called the nation, it is crucial for them, trying to prove that Ted needs to meet the criteria for "personality" (as defined in the film): self-confidence, empathy and emotions and complex process capability experiencing .

Intellectual Content

If Ted, John and Samantha stumble a high quality marijuana field, John expresses his admiration and amazement in religious terms, and offers a prayer to Jesus in thanksgiving. "I'll see you in heaven": After John became dead, sinister force begins Ted Ted beat him angry, said: A lawyer said that humanity is a gift that God gave to man; Ted asks if he has a soul.

Sexual Content

Ted (plush) and Tami-Lynn (adult women) obviously has traditionally children. So there is much discussion and subsequent plot points of sperm donors. Also Ted and John are planning sexual assault of great football Tom Brady (including sexual anatomy, miracles). We see John begins to masturbate through his jeans, and he speaks of "Asian teen porn."

A gag hijinks race was tied in a lot of large number of sperm samples. And a variation involves the kind of man who is in porn. When looking at the laptop Ted John, carefully organized boring child pornography collection (for all kinds of sexual perversions).

Obscene, slow dance done what the next step by a homosexual couple. We hear references to the white man and the female anatomy, oral sex, manual stimulation, sex gay bathroom, S & M and pedophilia. As a joke, Ted wrote "penus" before Samantha. Crosses a custom to present the horse for a child. See bears mate in the film festival celibacy for Ted. Y "is known that Tami-Lynn smuggle a knife in court through the vagina. Samantha and Ted with a tube-shaped penis. The weapon

Violent content

Ted is sometimes hit or thrown both Tom Brady in which John described as "perfect spiral," and once removed. There is a plan to kidnap the bear and opened it. When Samantha Ted can ride the machine for 20 minutes, filling fellow travelers scared (press the side mirror of a car while working in the street while smoking marijuana) and finally a hill hangs on the wall of a barn.

Several clashes broke out during Comic-Con in New York, where a couple is present intimidate "geek" gay, trigger and shoot before being thrown in a glass panel. Someone almost killed by a model of the Starship Enterprise. Ted, John and his friends Pelt move with fruit. A child is hit by a bicycle. Ted pulls out a gun and fired a step back again.

Large or profane

It would be easier in some way, you're here to say, which is not bad words spoken. Ted 2 contains some words of 100 full-f, more than 50 times the word, almost all other oath known to man, including "A", "B - ch", "b - after", "M -. -" "p ---" and every conceivable obscene synonyms "penis" too: the n-word and "fg" The name of God is about 25 times more exclamation abused and understood half. Name - "Mr N" Jesus "is about 20 times abused.

Drugs and alcohol

As already mentioned, John and Ted are happy when they discover that his lawyer, Samantha, smoking marijuana, much as they do. Together, they use a variety of bong, and Ted is considering its own. As John Samantha choice smoke marijuana has a bad trip: Refused wall, the entire wall and starts to cry when she heard an unexpected noise nearby.

Ted and the others drink lots of beer and whiskey, champagne and other alcoholic beverages.